Wreck Me…

So I’ve always had a crush on Tom Hardy…well for years anyway since I first saw him….but I think he just shot to the number one spot on my Hall Pass card…lol I mean HOLY shit…those lips, I could kiss them for days, his smile! Those “come fuck me eyes”, that body! And the fact that that body is covered in ink!!!! He is THE sexiest brit, and I am officially fangirling. OMG! lol

Out of boredom yesterday morning, I posted a pic I found on google of him and Jason Statham, and said someone need to make a movie with both of them TAKE MY MONEY NOW! And that effing pic got 300 likes as of this morning…WTF? lol, I have never gotten that many likes on IG! Insane!
I found a post too, that said “Things I need inside me” and had a pic of chocolate cake, champagne and Tom Hardy…I died! lol I was like forget the chocolate and the bubbly…just give me him! YES PLEASE!

The three Men that I find the most attractive…out of celebs….could not be more different!!!
Left to right: Tom Hardy, Eddie Vedder and Christian Kane…
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I slept maybe 2-3 hours last night. I just couldn’t make myself. I was so effing tired, but I couldn’t ass out. I think I am just too antsy in my pantsy about my tattoo tomorrow…hehe but I am so damn tired now…I may have to nap later if my body and mind will let me.

I made the most amazing playlist on my amazon music yesterday…Pop Divas: Pink, Gaga, Miley, Mo(Madonna), Gwen, Britney, Avril, Kesha and Mariah. I wish I had more Miley on it…they only have one album from her on Prime though…yes, I am a grunge queen, and I still love POP DIVAS!!! lol Prince and MJ are two of my faves as well…kissed the ground they walked on!

And I am a HUGE advocate for Miley and Liam…I love them! lol I’m a self proclaimed Hemsworthian, as I freaking adore both brothers(they got the looks, as there is a 3rd Hemsworth boy, the oldest actually, and he is ok…but no where near as beautiful as Chris and Liam….lol) Anywho I love both, and I effing love Miley since she was Hannah(I had to watch it with my daughter) and she is a bit crazy but totally has more talent in her little finger than most of today’s pop girls…like Nikki Minaj, Iggy Azalea and Ariana Grande…those three are talentless, auto-tuned twats! lol

I’m not opinionated at all! lol The more you read of my blog, you’ll learn I’m full of opinions and love to share them! lol My mouth often lands me in hot water…has my whole life! lol

OH Speaking of opinions…so I am a BIG Dutch Bros fan…I love them, I have a deal with my hubby that I get to go every Friday on my way to work…well I went yesterday and instead of my usual iced Rebel I decided to try the blended Rebel, so I asked the guy, is it like a slushie?(the pic on the menu looks like a slushie) he says, now imagine this in a stupid flatbiller voice, “No it’s more like a…smoothie…yeah a smoothie.” So I went with it anyway, because I was like no way because there is no milk or fruit in it…So I get it…yeah…it’s a fucking slushie. Dumbass clearly has no idea what a slushie or a smoothie actually is…I love DB but the kids they hire to be their baristas are dumber than a box of hammers…that is ALWAYS my experience… Like if someone told me “Oh I’m a barista at Dutch Bros…” my first thought would be “Oh I’m so sorry you couldn’t get into college…” Yeah that level of stupid! Now I am sure not ALL of them are, but the ones here in Salem ARE! So I tagged them in a post on IG and told them they need to educate their baristas…lol

I also have an actual tentative date for Jeanne to start training with me…March 28th. Hopefully that sticks! lol It could be another week after that…but I am really hoping for the 28th, as I am antsy AF to start my new job and schedule!

So I am so bummed…I wanted to add Ashlee Simpson to my Pop Divas list but she’s not Prime…and you’re probably thinking HA, you just bashed those other three for being auto-tuned hacks and Ashlee was caught lip syncing…lol Yes she was…but she did that(as do a lot of performers sadly, out of nerves and wanting to sound good for a recorded show….but in reality she is very talented…I think even more so than her sister.

So I must re-pierce my nose…see I had it done, but I was out of work and having a hard time landing anything…so I took it out thinking that might help, and then I got the call to be a temp at my job now and found out they’re ok with ink and piercings…but it was too late to get it back in…an now I really miss it and want it back…. 😩 It was so cute on me…especially the little silver ring…I had my lip pierced briefly too, a reverse labret, but it wouldn’t heal so I took it out…It was sad, because it was sexy AF too…lol I’ve tried to have my cartilage on my ear done twice, but it won’t heal either. My nose didn’t heal the first time I did it when I was like 25, but the second time I was told the proper way to care for it…she knew her shit…the first guy he also did my kitty cross bones tattoo…and he was a total fucking tool…I always told people not to go to him. He was a moron and had WAY too big of an ego and thought his work was the best…it was mediocre…I’m not happy with that tattoo and am considering a cover up…at the very least having something better done to it…it’s shit! lol OH and I just went on yelp and shared my OPINION of him!!! lol I’m kind of a bitch! haha

Anywho I gotta get ready for the Chiro…shower and all that jazz….

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